Zidler:
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee

All:
You'll be involved artisticly....

Chorus:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Various:
Elephants!

Bohemians!

Indians!

and courtesans!

Acrobats!

and juggling bears!

exotic girls!

fire eaters!

Muscle men, contortionists
Intrigue, danger,

Tolouse:and romance

All:Electric lights, machinery
Oh, the electricity!

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....

Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive, with the sound of music

So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years

Duke:
Yes, but what happens in the end?

Christian: *cough*
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan

Satine:
But in the end she hears his song

Chris